Babe WILL grow up and it will sink into his beloved little skull.

Ironing? There's no ironing in this house. There might be, if I think about it, take-it-out-of-the-dryer-slightly-damp-and-hang-it-up to prevent wrinkles. If I don't get paid for ironing, it doesn't happen. Oddly enough, all I ever get for laundry is what comes out of Dane's pockets for tip money. I can now buy two jawbreakers and a jolly rancher with it.