Help! Need Slang!

[averygoodun42]

Sorry for the spam, but I have a quick question.

What are some British terms (the sillier the better) for being a jackass and/or crotchety? I need some terms that would really insult Snape if they were applied to him.

Thanks!

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[averygoodun.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I appreciate the thought! (and, well, your comment!)