My pie-in-the-sky solution would be for Canada to pass its resolution for immediate residency of Canadian spice (er, spouses of Canadians) in the next few months, so we could move to the island and be close to family in a climate that agrees with me (and the place where my soul resides). I have no idea what job Geoff could attain, but school would be cheaper, so getting his masters in teaching wouldn't be so intimidating. But, well, that's pie-in-the-sky.

On the plus side, the [real] worst case scenario is we file for bankruptcy, which, while not at all desirable, isn't anywhere close to being the end of the world (though these days it sure feels like it's coming, doesn't it?).