Elizabeth Sue meme

[averygoodun42]

1. Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in Harry Potter.

2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding ones and post the summary.

Not surprisingly, there are a lot of stories with a character named Elizabeth.  Even narrowing it down to only English didn't help much.  So, here are the top five of the first page.

Her Disease  Elizabeth is a student in the Hogwarts house Gryffindor. She struggles with a hidden darkness, so titled Anorexia Nervosa. She's not famous, nor is she brilliant. All she wants is recognition. Anorexia warning.

The Demon Princess   Elizabeth is not your average girl, or even your average witch. She has a power within her...power enough to upset the balance of the cosmos.

Hope   There is a mysterious girl at Hogwarts named Elizabeth. She has a secret that can change the past, present, and future. Change in rating now T not M

Harry Potter and the Caribbean Phantom   Jack, Will and Elizabeth all go to Hogwarts.love triangle is formed when Elizabeth hears voices from the chamber of secrets Jack is essentially Harry, Will is Ron and Liz is Hermione. With cameo appearances by characters by all movies.

Meeting Elizabeth and Jane  What if you were Lord Voldemort’s grandchildren, Elizabeth and Jane are. Full summery inside. FredOCGeorgeOC


Oh, and I included this one because the summary (ahem) amused me:

Saints and Slytherins

A dysfunctional story of love, drunks, dead bodies, and knitting betwixt two equally deranged people named Draco and Hermione. Beware! Witty verbiage! Pill popping Severus Elizabeth Snape! And kissing saints!

Comments

[alienor77310.livejournal.com]

And if you try with Elisabeth, you'll find a dozy where Hermione becomes the twin sister of Blaise Zabini...

[averygoodun.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I saw that one, but decided that the anorexia one was such a classic example of Mary-Sueness that it beat it out. Hee!

[mundungus42.livejournal.com]

Full summery inside

Oh good, it's the perfect time of year for a fresh summery fic!

And lord, "Harry Potter and the Caribbean Phantom" sounds like an unholy mishmash, and that's just the title!

With cameo appearances by characters by all movies.

Cool. Can't wait for Wolverine's appearance in the rhyming scene with Fezzik.

I LOVE FFN!! :D

[averygoodun.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Amazing what people will post. *coughs discreetly*

[ginny-weasley31.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lord. I can't stop laughing at this meme.

You've got some great summaries And, erm... Severus Elizabeth Snape? The poor, poor man. (I'm guessing he's slashy in that one.)

And I think that you won for ultimate Mary Sue: Elizabeth is not your average girl, or even your average witch. She has a power within her...power enough to upset the balance of the cosmo.

ZOMG!

[averygoodun.livejournal.com]

Ah, the demon princess... Reminds me of some of those Mary Sue Challenge parodies that were posted a little while ago. *sigh* Ah, the memories.

LOL!

[zalena.livejournal.com]

Now I'm going to be very tempted to call you "The Demon Princess Elizabeth."

[averygoodun.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, I do have a power within me, don't I? I just hope it doesn't disprupt the powergrid again like it did that one year. Torch wielders are such a bother, after all, especially when they're out to get me. :-D

[pigwidgeon37.livejournal.com]

The Demon Princess - sounds suspiciously like flatulence...

Never sure whether I'm more fond of self-cutting or anorexic Mary Sues.

[averygoodun.livejournal.com]

Perhaps she has access to the methane under the ocean?

It's a toss-up for me as well. Both offer so much...

[daintress.livejournal.com]

Those are great! I didn't think i'd find any with my name, but I found at least a few. Sadly, one of them sounds like a great story!