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averygoodun42) wrote2005-12-04 09:25 am
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I have a request to make. Would people help me figure out all the reasons it's a bad
idea for Snape and Hermione to be together? I've come up with a
few obvious ones, but I'm looking for as many, and as vaired, reasons
as possible. The smaller the details the better (like she has
good teeth, he doesn't, they'd use different hair cleansers,
etc.).
I would really appreciate the input.
And Happy birthday,
amsev!
Snape's Journal
Feb. 5, 1998
The Ministry is worse than Gryffindors. It's worse than Voldemort. They have even managed to exceed the complete repugnance that is Harry fucking Potter!
According to Albus, they're secretly creating a bill that will require forced marriages. It is supposedly to help the wizarding community recover from Voldemort's propaganda, but I smell more than good intentions in the air.
I must think how to circumvent anything they create. I have absolutely no wish to... finish this sentence, for fear of what the journal thinks I mean.
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I would really appreciate the input.
And Happy birthday,
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Snape's Journal
Feb. 5, 1998
The Ministry is worse than Gryffindors. It's worse than Voldemort. They have even managed to exceed the complete repugnance that is Harry fucking Potter!
According to Albus, they're secretly creating a bill that will require forced marriages. It is supposedly to help the wizarding community recover from Voldemort's propaganda, but I smell more than good intentions in the air.
I must think how to circumvent anything they create. I have absolutely no wish to... finish this sentence, for fear of what the journal thinks I mean.
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Because he probably doesn't know how to relate to dentists?
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Love that line!
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Well, theorywise: Snape despises anything Muggle wishing to turn his back on his Muggle heritage.
Because he's tall and she's short.
Because he can't get the image of those bever teeth from her 4th yr out of his head.
Because he's NOT a morning person and he's afraid that she will natter at him endlessly before his first cup of coffee.
Because HE wants to be the smartest person in the relationship.
Because.....
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this is sort of what I wanted to add to my list, but I'd phrase it
Because neither one of them would ever admit he/she was wrong. Two know-it-alls is a dangerous combination.