Dear God/Universe/Flying Spaghetti Monster,

[averygoodun42]

Please, please, please may my family and I get better? We're all really tired of being sick, and we really can't afford to be under the weather for much longer.

I can't promise much, but if you send reminders, I will gladly give up italics for... a while. I might even be able willing to give up ellipses. If I were really healthy, I might even have the strength to give up the word 'really' for a month.

Please? With organic stevia on top?

Your ever faithful,

Elizabeth