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averygoodun42 ([personal profile] averygoodun42) wrote2008-03-15 09:06 pm

The Statutory Marriage Law: A Drabble

While we at the Ministry understand the need for celebrating the downfall of He-Who-Shall-Remain-Unnamed, we are also concerned at the sharp upturn of unwed, school-age witches who are now in a delicate condition.

Henceforth, consensual sexual congress of anyone under the age of majority, no matter the age of the partner, shall result in immediate and irrevocable marriage.

Have a nice day.



When Snape fell from his chair in a dead faint, only Hermione wasn't terribly surprised. She wondered how long it would take before everyone noticed his new ring.