The Statutory Marriage Law: A Drabble

[averygoodun42]

While we at the Ministry understand the need for celebrating the downfall of He-Who-Shall-Remain-Unnamed, we are also concerned at the sharp upturn of unwed, school-age witches who are now in a delicate condition.

Henceforth, consensual sexual congress of anyone under the age of majority, no matter the age of the partner, shall result in immediate and irrevocable marriage.

Have a nice day.


When Snape fell from his chair in a dead faint, only Hermione wasn't terribly surprised. She wondered how long it would take before everyone noticed his new ring.

Comments

[bluzkat.livejournal.com]

Very funny and clever.