The Statutory Marriage Law: A Drabble

[averygoodun42]

While we at the Ministry understand the need for celebrating the downfall of He-Who-Shall-Remain-Unnamed, we are also concerned at the sharp upturn of unwed, school-age witches who are now in a delicate condition.

Henceforth, consensual sexual congress of anyone under the age of majority, no matter the age of the partner, shall result in immediate and irrevocable marriage.

Have a nice day.


When Snape fell from his chair in a dead faint, only Hermione wasn't terribly surprised. She wondered how long it would take before everyone noticed his new ring.

Comments

[minuet99.livejournal.com]

*snort* Poor Snape! Lucky Hermione!

[mollyssister.livejournal.com]

Oh my very funny indeed! I thought the last line was going to be "She wondered how long it would take him before he noticed her protruding belly" You got me!

[averygoodun.livejournal.com]

Nah, she's too smart at any age to get caught up the duff. ;-)

[camillo1978.livejournal.com]

LOL! So fired.

[averygoodun.livejournal.com]

Oh yes! Very, very fired. And if he's lucky, they'll only take his job from him.

[kribu.livejournal.com]

That was a bit of an "oops!". Hee!

[dickgloucester.livejournal.com]

Whoops!!

Very funny.

[ayerf.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! Priceless.

I hope Snape is fast at running, he might only lose his job that way.

[bluzkat.livejournal.com]

Very funny and clever.

[cck-brit.livejournal.com]

LOL! Very funny.