Conversation with Babe

[averygoodun42]

Babe comes near me, away from the DVD player. I grab him and pull him onto my lap.

ME: What's up?
BABE: I don't like the Dread Pirate Roberts, I mean, the Princess Bride.
ME: Oh?
BABE: Yeah. I don't like the rats.
ME: You mean the rodents of unusual size?
BABE: Yeah.
ME: Well, it's a good thing you're over here where they can't hurt you.
BABE: It can't hurt me. It's trapped in the disc.

He realizes the truth of that statement, and wanders back to the movie.

Comments

[keladry_lupin]

Cute!

[alienor77310.livejournal.com]

If you call it "The Dread Pirate Roberts" instead of "The Princess Bride", is it still a kissing book/story?

[septentrion1970.livejournal.com]

Ah, the wisdom of children...