Hairbands

[averygoodun42]

On some recent meme I said I love short hair for myself, and today I realized one reason (of many) why I do: no need for hairbands.

Seriously.

I am pretty sure that those little covered hairbands make up a fairly significant portion of this section of the Universe's Dark Matter. Along with disappeared socks. 'Cause you know that if you buy a hundred hairbands, you will only be able to find (maybe) five of those in a month. It's because they're made from Dark Matter!

Now how hairband manufacturers managed to harness Dark Matter for their own profit, I do not know. I think there should be an investigation though. Perhaps make a special consumer watchdog group. After all, surely there are laws about selling off Dark Matter and other Theoretical Masses.


Anyway, I want a haircut. I have a couple of months to go before I can justify one, though. Le sigh.

Comments

[keladry_lupin]

*falls over laughing* So that's where they all went! I have puzzled over dark matter for some time and been unable to come to any conclusions. This makes a lot of sense.

[averygoodun.livejournal.com]

Doesn't it, though? I mean, if you think about it, there are over 3 billion women on the planet, most of whom have long hair (or hair long enough to use hairbands). That's a lot of hairbands, with more being made every year! Where do they all go?

[shefa.livejournal.com]

Also, pens.

Yes, indeed.

Dark Matter. Of course.

:)

[rosedemon.livejournal.com]

Black holes get them. Little tiny ones that sneak up and suck up your stuff. Little nasty renegades.