Hairbands

Jul. 8th, 2011 06:14 pm
averygoodun42: (fairytale)
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On some recent meme I said I love short hair for myself, and today I realized one reason (of many) why I do: no need for hairbands.

Seriously.

I am pretty sure that those little covered hairbands make up a fairly significant portion of this section of the Universe's Dark Matter. Along with disappeared socks. 'Cause you know that if you buy a hundred hairbands, you will only be able to find (maybe) five of those in a month. It's because they're made from Dark Matter!

Now how hairband manufacturers managed to harness Dark Matter for their own profit, I do not know. I think there should be an investigation though. Perhaps make a special consumer watchdog group. After all, surely there are laws about selling off Dark Matter and other Theoretical Masses.


Anyway, I want a haircut. I have a couple of months to go before I can justify one, though. Le sigh.

Date: 2011-07-08 10:19 pm (UTC)
keladry_lupin: (Impressed (Julia))
From: [personal profile] keladry_lupin
*falls over laughing* So that's where they all went! I have puzzled over dark matter for some time and been unable to come to any conclusions. This makes a lot of sense.

Date: 2011-07-08 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] averygoodun.livejournal.com
Doesn't it, though? I mean, if you think about it, there are over 3 billion women on the planet, most of whom have long hair (or hair long enough to use hairbands). That's a lot of hairbands, with more being made every year! Where do they all go?

Edited Date: 2011-07-08 10:29 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-07-08 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shefa.livejournal.com
Also, pens.

Yes, indeed.

Dark Matter. Of course.

:)

Date: 2011-07-09 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosedemon.livejournal.com
Black holes get them. Little tiny ones that sneak up and suck up your stuff. Little nasty renegades.

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