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On some recent meme I said I love short hair for myself, and today I realized one reason (of many) why I do: no need for hairbands.
Seriously.
I am pretty sure that those little covered hairbands make up a fairly significant portion of this section of the Universe's Dark Matter. Along with disappeared socks. 'Cause you know that if you buy a hundred hairbands, you will only be able to find (maybe) five of those in a month. It's because they're made from Dark Matter!
Now how hairband manufacturers managed to harness Dark Matter for their own profit, I do not know. I think there should be an investigation though. Perhaps make a special consumer watchdog group. After all, surely there are laws about selling off Dark Matter and other Theoretical Masses.
Anyway, I want a haircut. I have a couple of months to go before I can justify one, though. Le sigh.
Seriously.
I am pretty sure that those little covered hairbands make up a fairly significant portion of this section of the Universe's Dark Matter. Along with disappeared socks. 'Cause you know that if you buy a hundred hairbands, you will only be able to find (maybe) five of those in a month. It's because they're made from Dark Matter!
Now how hairband manufacturers managed to harness Dark Matter for their own profit, I do not know. I think there should be an investigation though. Perhaps make a special consumer watchdog group. After all, surely there are laws about selling off Dark Matter and other Theoretical Masses.
Anyway, I want a haircut. I have a couple of months to go before I can justify one, though. Le sigh.
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Date: 2011-07-08 10:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-08 10:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-08 10:58 pm (UTC)Yes, indeed.
Dark Matter. Of course.
:)
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Date: 2011-07-09 04:07 am (UTC)