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Don't wanna, don't wanna, don't wanna!
Jun. 29th, 2006 10:14 amRight. Is anyone willing to entertain me? Is anyone willing to, erm... I don't know, help me avoid doing everything that needs to be done that I desperately don't want to do 'cause it's hot and it's humid and I just don't feel like it?
Please?
I'll even give you a prompt! How about this... what food do you see yourself as and why?
For example, I think I may be a mushroom. I can be tasty or toxic, but usually I'm an acquired taste. (Not to mention if you're not careful, I may just grow on you.)
No? Okay... how about this? Um... You're offered $1000 dollars to humiliate a waitress (or waiter) in a diner, dressing them down for their (supposedly) shoddy service. Would you accept? How about for $10,000? What about if you split the money with the server afterward?
No? Okay. Fine. Be that way.
;-)
( one, singular sensation, every little meme she takes... )
Please?
I'll even give you a prompt! How about this... what food do you see yourself as and why?
For example, I think I may be a mushroom. I can be tasty or toxic, but usually I'm an acquired taste. (Not to mention if you're not careful, I may just grow on you.)
No? Okay... how about this? Um... You're offered $1000 dollars to humiliate a waitress (or waiter) in a diner, dressing them down for their (supposedly) shoddy service. Would you accept? How about for $10,000? What about if you split the money with the server afterward?
No? Okay. Fine. Be that way.
;-)
( one, singular sensation, every little meme she takes... )
