I broke my butt

I've been in moderate to somewhat-severe pain (like a 4 - 7 out of 10) for the last week, and I thought it was my sciatic nerve being pinched. I went to the chiropractor on Friday, and although my hip did go *clunk* (not *crick*, but *clunk*), my bum still hurts. All. The. Time.

Finally looked up the symptoms of a torn gluteous (maximus), and, sure enough, that's probably what I've got. Partially torn/strained, but still. It hurts to sit, walk, go up or down stairs or do pretty much anything else.

( You probably don't give a rat's ass )

The worst part of this? I can't even say I worked my ass off. I can say I've been a pain in the ass, however, and there are a whole selection of colorful idioms that would work. So please, make me the butt of your jokes.

Come on, I dare ya.

Just don't do it behind my back(side), please. That would defeat the purpose.

Grr

The Tuesday or Wendesday before Aeternitas, I received a "Second Letter" from the financial aid office of the college I've applied to, saying they needed information from me to check against my FAFSA application. All fine, except for the fact that it was the first time I'd heard from them. So I was mildly upset about the "Second Letter" notice.

So, I went in early the next week and gave them all the information they requested. That was the first week of May. Second week of May, I went in and registered.

Then, on Friday (third week of May), I received another letter from the Financial Aid office...

This is the letter I received from the financial aid office this last Friday. The only alterations I have made have been to delete their name and my id number. Bolds and italics are theirs:

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I am so pissed. I am glad to know that they are reviewing my application, but giving me that information in an intimidation letter is NOT cool by me.

I have yet to figure out what to say to them come Monday morning, but I'm sure it will include something along the lines of MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING FORM LETTER, YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!

And if you are going to fuck with me, you had BETTER call me Ms. _____, not just my first name. Assholes.

Only polite, like.