I broke my butt
May. 22nd, 2011 12:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
averygoodun42I've been in moderate to somewhat-severe pain (like a 4 - 7 out of 10) for the last week, and I thought it was my sciatic nerve being pinched. I went to the chiropractor on Friday, and although my hip did go *clunk* (not *crick*, but *clunk*), my bum still hurts. All. The. Time.
Finally looked up the symptoms of a torn gluteous (maximus), and, sure enough, that's probably what I've got. Partially torn/strained, but still. It hurts to sit, walk, go up or down stairs or do pretty much anything else.
Lying around is what I need to do (and have been doing), but it hurts my back to do too much of that, besides the fact that nothing gets done if I lie around. Literally nothing, because Geoff was out of town.
Which is, perhaps, why I have been in a foul mood all week long. Just about every day this last week I have been tempted to write a really bitter post about how much I hate my body, but I have restrained myself because it really isn't all that interesting. Let it be said, though, that I do hate my body right now. I hate, loathe and despise that I AM a delicate flower who needs to be treated all special-like. At least physically.
The worst part of this? I can't even say I worked my ass off. I can say I've been a pain in the ass, however, and there are a whole selection of colorful idioms that would work. So please, make me the butt of your jokes.
Come on, I dare ya.
Just don't do it behind my back(side), please. That would defeat the purpose.
Finally looked up the symptoms of a torn gluteous (maximus), and, sure enough, that's probably what I've got. Partially torn/strained, but still. It hurts to sit, walk, go up or down stairs or do pretty much anything else.
Lying around is what I need to do (and have been doing), but it hurts my back to do too much of that, besides the fact that nothing gets done if I lie around. Literally nothing, because Geoff was out of town.
Which is, perhaps, why I have been in a foul mood all week long. Just about every day this last week I have been tempted to write a really bitter post about how much I hate my body, but I have restrained myself because it really isn't all that interesting. Let it be said, though, that I do hate my body right now. I hate, loathe and despise that I AM a delicate flower who needs to be treated all special-like. At least physically.
The worst part of this? I can't even say I worked my ass off. I can say I've been a pain in the ass, however, and there are a whole selection of colorful idioms that would work. So please, make me the butt of your jokes.
Come on, I dare ya.
Just don't do it behind my back(side), please. That would defeat the purpose.
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Date: 2011-05-22 05:11 pm (UTC)*almost succeeds*
Though actually, I've pulled my bum muscles riding/falling off, so I can sympathise utterly. Can you take anti-inflammatories?
*hugs*
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Date: 2011-05-22 05:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-22 07:13 pm (UTC)Well, they do say laughter is the best medicine, so I guess you're mending well. Still. Ow.
{{gentle hugs}}
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Date: 2011-05-22 07:24 pm (UTC)I suppose the only solution is to soldier on and *sporfle* turn the other cheek.
*hugs* I hope you feel better soon.
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Date: 2011-05-22 07:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-22 08:00 pm (UTC)Hope you get better real soon babe, Love Sonia :)
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Date: 2011-05-22 08:28 pm (UTC)Pray tell, what did you do to tear that particular muscle?
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Date: 2011-05-23 01:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-23 10:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-23 01:17 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2011-05-23 01:19 pm (UTC)Um... Nothing that should have strained it.
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Date: 2011-05-23 01:20 pm (UTC)Thanks! I'm sure I will, and in the meantime, there are drugs to dull the pain.
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Date: 2011-05-23 01:22 pm (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2011-05-23 01:24 pm (UTC)Yes, I suppose I shall have to turn the other cheek. In fact, I have been making a practice of it the last few days. ;-D
Thanks. I'm sure I will.
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Date: 2011-05-23 01:25 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2011-05-23 01:27 pm (UTC)*hugs back*
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Date: 2011-05-23 01:29 pm (UTC)I've been taking fistfuls of pain meds. Last night I took a percoset (left over from meningitis), which seemed to work quite well. Might just take another one today.
*hugs back*
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Date: 2011-05-23 01:31 pm (UTC)~hugs back~