The Pick-12-Characters Meme
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snarkyroxy's lj, but after a bit of digging found it was originally from mctabby (I think).
Anyway, the rules are: first, write down the names of 12 characters.
Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters
you're going to use.
1 Snape
2 Dumbledore
3 Harry
4 Hermione
5 Ron
6 George
7 Fred
8 Remus
9 Tonks
10 Minerva
11 Moody
12Voldemort
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? [George/Moody] No, and as long as it isn't romantic, sure.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot? [Hermione] sure, whatever, in a bookish way.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? [Voldemort/Remus] Um...Remus would probably commit suicide rather than bear the Dark Lord's spawn.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? [Tonks] No.
Would Two and Six make a good couple? [Dumbledore/George] No. Ew. No!
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? [Ron/Tonks] [Ron/Minerva] Tonks.. cause she's goofy. Minerva... she has a soft spot for red heads?
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? [Fred/Dumbledore+Voldemort] Mischief would ensue. Then mayhem. Then probably murder (or suicide)
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. [Harry/Minerva] In his darkest hour, Harry turns to the guidance of Professor McGonagall, only to find an unexpected relationship waiting to be nourished. (aw... chirp chirp)
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? [Snape/Remus] yes.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. [Fred/Voldemort] Comfort in All the Wrong Places
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? [Hermione/Snape] hmm... I've read some already, so it's way too easy, but DH suggested using a pensieve in some way (you know, Gryffindor curiosity getting Hermione a little more info than expected).
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? not that I'm aware of.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I imagine so.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I doubt it.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? [Dumbledore/Hermione/Ron] I doubt it, though it brings to mind a Rowan Atkinson skit where he plays a minister and is giving a litle post wedding talk to the congregation. Very funny, although in this setting, way, way gross.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? [Minerva] Goodness gracious! (with her Scottish brogue)
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? [Remus] besides "Werewolf in London"? um... DH recommended "Turn the Page" by Bob Seeger
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? [Snape/George/Voldemort] foul language and violence with lots of silliness mixed in
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? [Dumbledore/Minerva] The oldie but goody - "Come here often?"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five? [Ron] Never as the main character.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink? [George] He has an auto-erotic fascination (think about it... ew!)
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? [Moody/Tonks] If he could, probably. either way, although I imagine Tonks would have to be pretty drunk.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops? [Harry/Fred] don't want to think about it.
One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.
Snape and Tonks are in a happy relationship until Tonks runs off with Hermione. Snape, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Moody and a brief unhappy affair with Voldemort, then follows Ron's advice and finds true love with Harry.
What title would you give this fic? "Overcoming Differences or How to Tell True Love to Go F*** Itself"
Name three people on your friends list who might read it. I don't dare
Name one person who should write it. I'm probably twisted enough.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? [Fred/Remus] a bit squicked (sorry, but I'm just not into most slash).
snarkyroxy's lj, but after a bit of digging found it was originally from mctabby (I think).
Anyway, the rules are: first, write down the names of 12 characters.
Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters
you're going to use.
1 Snape
2 Dumbledore
3 Harry
4 Hermione
5 Ron
6 George
7 Fred
8 Remus
9 Tonks
10 Minerva
11 Moody
12Voldemort
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? [George/Moody] No, and as long as it isn't romantic, sure.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot? [Hermione] sure, whatever, in a bookish way.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? [Voldemort/Remus] Um...Remus would probably commit suicide rather than bear the Dark Lord's spawn.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? [Tonks] No.
Would Two and Six make a good couple? [Dumbledore/George] No. Ew. No!
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? [Ron/Tonks] [Ron/Minerva] Tonks.. cause she's goofy. Minerva... she has a soft spot for red heads?
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? [Fred/Dumbledore+Voldemort] Mischief would ensue. Then mayhem. Then probably murder (or suicide)
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. [Harry/Minerva] In his darkest hour, Harry turns to the guidance of Professor McGonagall, only to find an unexpected relationship waiting to be nourished. (aw... chirp chirp)
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? [Snape/Remus] yes.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. [Fred/Voldemort] Comfort in All the Wrong Places
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? [Hermione/Snape] hmm... I've read some already, so it's way too easy, but DH suggested using a pensieve in some way (you know, Gryffindor curiosity getting Hermione a little more info than expected).
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? not that I'm aware of.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I imagine so.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I doubt it.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? [Dumbledore/Hermione/Ron] I doubt it, though it brings to mind a Rowan Atkinson skit where he plays a minister and is giving a litle post wedding talk to the congregation. Very funny, although in this setting, way, way gross.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? [Minerva] Goodness gracious! (with her Scottish brogue)
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? [Remus] besides "Werewolf in London"? um... DH recommended "Turn the Page" by Bob Seeger
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? [Snape/George/Voldemort] foul language and violence with lots of silliness mixed in
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? [Dumbledore/Minerva] The oldie but goody - "Come here often?"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five? [Ron] Never as the main character.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink? [George] He has an auto-erotic fascination (think about it... ew!)
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? [Moody/Tonks] If he could, probably. either way, although I imagine Tonks would have to be pretty drunk.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops? [Harry/Fred] don't want to think about it.
One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.
Snape and Tonks are in a happy relationship until Tonks runs off with Hermione. Snape, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Moody and a brief unhappy affair with Voldemort, then follows Ron's advice and finds true love with Harry.
What title would you give this fic? "Overcoming Differences or How to Tell True Love to Go F*** Itself"
Name three people on your friends list who might read it. I don't dare
Name one person who should write it. I'm probably twisted enough.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? [Fred/Remus] a bit squicked (sorry, but I'm just not into most slash).
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Date: 2005-09-05 11:55 pm (UTC)I don't generally like slash, but I did read one weirdly appealing/unsquicky Fred/George slash tale. So, one person on your list has at one point read such a thing.
As for reading Harry het stories, they're one (or used to be one, not so much nowadays) of my secret addiction comfort things. Ah well, we all have our phases...
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Date: 2005-09-06 01:03 am (UTC)A favorite slash pairing of mine to chuckle over (without reading the actual stories is SS/SB). How messed up would that relationship be? I must admit, though that there is one story featuring slash that I enjoy quite a bit, but then, it is sooo messed up and intentionally funny.
What's replaced Harry het?
Oh, and when does your job start?
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Date: 2005-09-06 10:34 am (UTC)Head straight for the Dr. Seuss stuff when you do.
A favorite slash pairing of mine to chuckle over (without reading the actual stories is SS/SB). How messed up would that relationship be? I must admit, though that there is one story featuring slash that I enjoy quite a bit, but then, it is sooo messed up and intentionally funny.
Yep, I've seen that one done humorously a few times to great effect.
What's replaced Harry het?
Being married. *wry gryn*
Oh, and when does your job start?
Wish I knew. Hopefully they'll be sending me the official offer today or tomorrow-ish, and then I get to fill out paperwork.