Death Eater's Handbook
A brief (for such a long book) recap of DH Including wonderful bits like:
Luckily for Harry, he only ever glimpses important, plot advancing events, and never anything mundane like Voldie sitting on the toilet, or having breakfast...
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and tell you how I became the half-blood Prince of a school called H-warts. In Spinner's End born and raised, in the playground is where I spent most of my days, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' out cool, shootin' some quaffles outside of the school.
Very funny. Especially the wind beneath the wings bit.
Anyhoo, bedtime for bonzo, here. G'night!
A brief (for such a long book) recap of DH Including wonderful bits like:
Luckily for Harry, he only ever glimpses important, plot advancing events, and never anything mundane like Voldie sitting on the toilet, or having breakfast...
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and tell you how I became the half-blood Prince of a school called H-warts. In Spinner's End born and raised, in the playground is where I spent most of my days, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' out cool, shootin' some quaffles outside of the school.
Very funny. Especially the wind beneath the wings bit.
Anyhoo, bedtime for bonzo, here. G'night!
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Date: 2007-09-04 04:19 am (UTC)I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
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Date: 2007-09-04 05:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-04 06:26 am (UTC)