Dear God/Universe/Flying Spaghetti Monster,

Please, please, please may my family and I get better? We're all really tired of being sick, and we really can't afford to be under the weather for much longer.

I can't promise much, but if you send reminders, I will gladly give up italics for... a while. I might even be able willing to give up ellipses. If I were really healthy, I might even have the strength to give up the word 'really' for a month.

Please? With organic stevia on top?

Your ever faithful,

Elizabeth

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So, I guess I didn't look. Did the Phil see his shadow on the 2nd?

And if not, where the hell is the snow?