Dark and Twisted Dream... A Comedy?

Imagine Joker (played by Christian Slater without make-up) as the Darth Vader (before the mask was required), Christian Bale as his son/Batman borne of a forced/unwilling union between Joker and Padme/Natalie Portman. With a portly and old Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dr. Octopus, Joker's personal physician (who stopped a pregnant Portman from escaping from Joker on her own by stealing her away to Earth for himself, though she got away from him somehow once on Earth).

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Written out, it seems pretty funny, but while dreaming, it was anything but.

Crap

My to do list is...

Fuck it all.

Except I can't.

Crud.

Cleaning

I have no idea why I am so utterly resistant to the house cleaning that needs to be done, but I am. To give an idea of how resistant I am, I am more willing to attend to my overdue brushes (a year overdue, and that isn't an exaggeration) than, say, picking up the living room.

Why? I don't know. Of course, it needs to be done, and today (don't want to clean tomorrow morning, and won't clean after Babe gets home from school, as I doubt very much he wants that).

It's not even that bad a mess. All rooms combined, it is, but individually...

*sighs*

Well, as I would like to get to bed at a reasonable time, I'd better hop to it now.

*sighs again*