Dark and Twisted Dream... A Comedy?

[averygoodun42]

Imagine Joker (played by Christian Slater without make-up) as the Darth Vader (before the mask was required), Christian Bale as his son/Batman borne of a forced/unwilling union between Joker and Padme/Natalie Portman. With a portly and old Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dr. Octopus, Joker's personal physician (who stopped a pregnant Portman from escaping from Joker on her own by stealing her away to Earth for himself, though she got away from him somehow once on Earth).

Portman gives birth to Batman, who is stolen away from Dr. Octopus by someone and raised as Bruce Wayne. Meanwhile, Joker is just slightly infuriated at having his wife taken from him/abandon him. He seeks her out to destroy her, and along the way finds that he has a son. Who is rather upset with him for being evil, you know.

Lots of double crossing ensues (never trust a bad guy) from all sides ending with Joker killing Portman with a thrown knife in the back, and Batman killing Joker in a similar manner twenty or thirty years later.

There was also an escape (Batman) from Joker's penthouse bedroom via a green condom (new) while Joker and Catwoman got it on, a clueless Joker not getting that celebrating his and Portman's wedding day was not going to cheer her up, seeing as it was the anniversary of her rape and incarceration.

And my mind's inability to let Portman burn down her and Joker's bedroom as she (and I) wanted to do, because that would have erased the clues to her escape.


Written out, it seems pretty funny, but while dreaming, it was anything but.

Comments

[sister-snape.livejournal.com]

Darling...what have you been eating before bed??? :)

[averygoodun.livejournal.com]

Just the usual mustard and pepperoni sandwiches! ;-)

[dickgloucester.livejournal.com]

Good grief!

[averygoodun.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It was actually seriously intense (I woke with my jaw hurting from clenching my teeth), but... I think the escape using the condom/rope was my favorite bit, though. Even while dreaming, I thought that was amusing and just a little too far out there. After all, they aren't that stretchy!

[zalena.livejournal.com]

Have you been watching any of these movies?

I dreamt I went to a metal concert with a friend to see one of my favorite bands, famed for their brutal stage shows and they only played accoustic. It was nevertheless awesome, but weird.

[averygoodun.livejournal.com]

Not anytime recently. I think the last one I saw was Dark Knight, and that was when it came out. *shrugs*

ROFL! Were they sitting around while playing?