Whimsy is my friend today...
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averygoodun42This won't be finished until I illustrate it, of course, but here for your amusement is:
Curious Granger and the Half-Blood Prince
This is Hermione.
Hermione was a good little girl and always very curious. One day, Hermione and her friends, the Boy Who Lived and his sidekick Ron, were hunting Horcruxes.
They had been hunting Horcruxes for many months and had only found one. They didn't even have a way of destroying it. It wasn't a fun hunt at all. This made Hermione and sidekick Ron very sad. It made sidekick Ron so sad that he had to leave his friends, the Boy Who Lived and Hermione. This made Hermione even more sad.
One night after sidekick Ron left, Hermione was lying in bed pretending to sleep. Suddenly, she heard the Boy Who Lived move about. Hermione turned over to ask her friend what was going on, but it was too late. He was gone.
Hermione was curious. What could make her friend leave the safety of the tent?
She left the tent and looked all around her. The forest was dark and scary. But looking hard, she thought she saw a faint light. Thinking it was her friend lighting his wand, she climbed out of the tent and followed it. She thought her friend, the Boy Who Lived, really ought to know better than to light his wand in the wild.
Hermione tried very hard to catch up to her friend's light, but it was hard without a light of her own. She kept stumbling on tree roots. She walked as fast as she could, but suddenly, her friend's light went out!
She realized she was all alone in the forest. She looked around and listened, but she couldn't hear her friend.
Then she heard something go SPLASH! She was afraid her friend was in trouble. She ran in the direction of the sound but stumbled on a tree root. She spun around and fell to the ground.
"Darn!" she cursed. She got up and dusted herself off.
She listened for any sign of her friend but she couldn't hear anything. What was worse, falling had messed up her sense of direction. She didn't know which way camp was.
Hermione was scared. She didn't know what to do. She didn't want to get further from camp. She didn't want to wait for any bad guys to find her.
She was very scared but she was also very cold. She decided to light her wand to find her way back. Soon the area around her was visible. She saw something move beside her and jumped.
It was only a branch moving in the breeze. Hermione laughed at herself.
Something moved on her other side. Hermione turned expecting to see another branch waving. But it wasn't a branch! It was a man!
It was Professor Snape!
Hermione was very scared. Professor Snape was one of the bad guys.
She moved to run, but Professor Snape waved his wand. She was trapped! Professor Snape shook his head.
"Your penchant for trouble astounds me, Miss Granger," Professor Snape said. He then pointed his wand at her. "Obliviate."
Hermione woke up from a deep sleep when her friend called her name. She was very surprised. She was even more surprised to find Sidekick Ron had come back. And sidekick Ron had helped the Boy Who Lived destroy the Horcrux!
Hermione was miffed. But the Boy Who Lived was okay, so all was well.
The End.
Curious Granger and the Half-Blood Prince
This is Hermione.
Hermione was a good little girl and always very curious. One day, Hermione and her friends, the Boy Who Lived and his sidekick Ron, were hunting Horcruxes.
They had been hunting Horcruxes for many months and had only found one. They didn't even have a way of destroying it. It wasn't a fun hunt at all. This made Hermione and sidekick Ron very sad. It made sidekick Ron so sad that he had to leave his friends, the Boy Who Lived and Hermione. This made Hermione even more sad.
One night after sidekick Ron left, Hermione was lying in bed pretending to sleep. Suddenly, she heard the Boy Who Lived move about. Hermione turned over to ask her friend what was going on, but it was too late. He was gone.
Hermione was curious. What could make her friend leave the safety of the tent?
She left the tent and looked all around her. The forest was dark and scary. But looking hard, she thought she saw a faint light. Thinking it was her friend lighting his wand, she climbed out of the tent and followed it. She thought her friend, the Boy Who Lived, really ought to know better than to light his wand in the wild.
Hermione tried very hard to catch up to her friend's light, but it was hard without a light of her own. She kept stumbling on tree roots. She walked as fast as she could, but suddenly, her friend's light went out!
She realized she was all alone in the forest. She looked around and listened, but she couldn't hear her friend.
Then she heard something go SPLASH! She was afraid her friend was in trouble. She ran in the direction of the sound but stumbled on a tree root. She spun around and fell to the ground.
"Darn!" she cursed. She got up and dusted herself off.
She listened for any sign of her friend but she couldn't hear anything. What was worse, falling had messed up her sense of direction. She didn't know which way camp was.
Hermione was scared. She didn't know what to do. She didn't want to get further from camp. She didn't want to wait for any bad guys to find her.
She was very scared but she was also very cold. She decided to light her wand to find her way back. Soon the area around her was visible. She saw something move beside her and jumped.
It was only a branch moving in the breeze. Hermione laughed at herself.
Something moved on her other side. Hermione turned expecting to see another branch waving. But it wasn't a branch! It was a man!
It was Professor Snape!
Hermione was very scared. Professor Snape was one of the bad guys.
She moved to run, but Professor Snape waved his wand. She was trapped! Professor Snape shook his head.
"Your penchant for trouble astounds me, Miss Granger," Professor Snape said. He then pointed his wand at her. "Obliviate."
Hermione woke up from a deep sleep when her friend called her name. She was very surprised. She was even more surprised to find Sidekick Ron had come back. And sidekick Ron had helped the Boy Who Lived destroy the Horcrux!
Hermione was miffed. But the Boy Who Lived was okay, so all was well.
The End.
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Date: 2008-03-28 03:59 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-03-28 06:57 am (UTC)Although I was also a bit miffed when sidekick Ron returned. Hmpf!
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Date: 2008-03-28 02:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-28 08:28 am (UTC)It was the word "miffed" that really made it. I love that word so much!
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Date: 2008-03-28 02:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-28 11:36 am (UTC)Irish
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Date: 2008-03-28 02:55 pm (UTC)Oh, and I hope you don't mind I friended you back. :-)
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Date: 2008-03-28 12:00 pm (UTC)BTW would you mind if I friended you?
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Date: 2008-03-28 02:56 pm (UTC)Not at all! Mind if I friend back?
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Date: 2008-03-28 06:04 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-03-28 09:46 pm (UTC)