Dear Body

[averygoodun42]

As your consciousness, I would appreciate it if you stopped acting like a child and just stopped complaining. Stress exists and will always exist. You've known that for nearly thirty-one years now, so when we encounter stress, big or small, you need to not break down. It will. not. relieve. the. stress!

So if you are thinking that this cough should go into my lungs again, Stop.

obligatory love,
Elizabeth