averygoodun42 | (no subject)

Poor Babe has had a difficult week. Yesterday in particular was very difficult in that he bonked his cheek (right under the eye) on a box at school, didn't get to have recess because the class didn't cooperate (I imagine he was one of the non-cooperative ones), the neighbors weren't home so he couldn't play with Neighbor!Girl, and then, after we made some cookies, he pinched his finger in a cupboard, actually severing the skin. :-( Little things, but they all added up. Poor guy.

Meanwhile, I'm trying to figure out how to salvage my collage/art project of doom. I think I will be taking the xacto-knife to it today. (Diediediediediediediedie)

And... because I'm bored, I'll try to do this meme. Though this one take a fair amount of thought and I'm rather low on that right now.

If I were a month, I'd be... March
If I were a day of the week, I'd be... Thursday
If I were a time of day, I'd be... 1 am
If I were a planet, I'd be... a moon
If I were a sea animal I'd be... an electric eel
If I were a direction, I'd be... Northwest
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be... a sofa
If I were a language, I'd be... English
If I were a number, I'd be... 8
If I were a liquid, I'd be... beef stock
If I were a gemstone, I'd be... moss agate
If I were a tree, I'd be... crabapple
If I were a tool, I'd be... a power drill
If I were a flower, I'd be... a Christmas rose (zygo cactus)
If I were a kind of weather... thunderstorm
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be... a piano
If I were a colour, I'd be... orange
If I were an emotion, I'd be... awe
If I were a fruit, I'd be... a blueberry
If I were a sound, I'd be... a fart
If I were an element, I'd be... hydrogen
If I were a car, I'd be... a Buggati Type 55 Roadster... no. I'm far too practical. A Dodge minivan.
If I were a food, I'd be... plain yogurt (though sometimes with honey)
If I were a place, I'd be... an isolated cove in the northwest
If I were a material, I'd be... chenille
If I were a taste, I'd be... tart
If I were a scent, I'd be... oil paint
If I were an animal, I'd be... a lion
If I were an object, I'd be... a watch
If I were a body part, I'd be... an eye
If I were a facial expression... tongue in cheek
If I were a song, I'd be... Salsbury Hill (Peter Gabriel)
If I were a pair of shoes.... hiking boots
If I were a website, I'd be... a blog
If I were a TV show, I'd be... Lost or X-Files
If I were an author, I'd be... Charles Dickens
If I were a painting, I'd be... "Safe", by moi.