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Jul. 2nd, 2011 08:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
averygoodun42I am currently trying to write a battle scene. As you can see by my presence here, it's not going very well.
I am tempted to go all Plants vs. Zombies and have the defenders shoot peas and nuts and such at the Death Eaters, but I think I shall refrain. It's an effort, but I'll try to maintain the proper tone.
Last night (or this morning, in my benadryl haze) I dreamt of inter-dimensional lovers. Talk about forbidden love! The problem was, it was easy for cute girl to be tempted by the lover because the portal to the other dimension was in the back garden. However, the penalty for a human caught in the other dimension was death.
And cute girl, when she plucked up her courage to go see her guy in his dimension, kinda made the faux pas of eating his dad. (She didn't know it was his dad!) Fortunately, dream editor came in, backed the dream up and only had her taking a bit of a snack off of him, leaving him alive, but unconscious.
(Oh, did I mention that a previous love affair had left her a vampire? And that her lover's dimension was a monster realm? Right. She had really badtaste luck when it came to men.)
Then there was a bit about a mystic, and her predicting that nothing good would come of the affair, and girl agreed, but boy found out about her trip and went after her, and... well, nothing good came of it. He ended up with a shaved head. Unevenly shaved, at that.
It was horrible.
(Ah, benadryl! You do weird things to my brain.)
Oh, and the real punchline of the thing was I woke up, came downstairs and Geoff was playing Gaga's "Bad Romance" on youtube.
And on that note, I should get back to my story. I would really like to finish it this week. I don't want to have to ask for an extension on my exchange piece, after all. *meeps*
I am tempted to go all Plants vs. Zombies and have the defenders shoot peas and nuts and such at the Death Eaters, but I think I shall refrain. It's an effort, but I'll try to maintain the proper tone.
Last night (or this morning, in my benadryl haze) I dreamt of inter-dimensional lovers. Talk about forbidden love! The problem was, it was easy for cute girl to be tempted by the lover because the portal to the other dimension was in the back garden. However, the penalty for a human caught in the other dimension was death.
And cute girl, when she plucked up her courage to go see her guy in his dimension, kinda made the faux pas of eating his dad. (She didn't know it was his dad!) Fortunately, dream editor came in, backed the dream up and only had her taking a bit of a snack off of him, leaving him alive, but unconscious.
(Oh, did I mention that a previous love affair had left her a vampire? And that her lover's dimension was a monster realm? Right. She had really bad
Then there was a bit about a mystic, and her predicting that nothing good would come of the affair, and girl agreed, but boy found out about her trip and went after her, and... well, nothing good came of it. He ended up with a shaved head. Unevenly shaved, at that.
It was horrible.
(Ah, benadryl! You do weird things to my brain.)
Oh, and the real punchline of the thing was I woke up, came downstairs and Geoff was playing Gaga's "Bad Romance" on youtube.
And on that note, I should get back to my story. I would really like to finish it this week. I don't want to have to ask for an extension on my exchange piece, after all. *meeps*
