Hairbands

Jul. 8th, 2011 06:14 pm
averygoodun42: (fairytale)
[personal profile] averygoodun42
On some recent meme I said I love short hair for myself, and today I realized one reason (of many) why I do: no need for hairbands.

Seriously.

I am pretty sure that those little covered hairbands make up a fairly significant portion of this section of the Universe's Dark Matter. Along with disappeared socks. 'Cause you know that if you buy a hundred hairbands, you will only be able to find (maybe) five of those in a month. It's because they're made from Dark Matter!

Now how hairband manufacturers managed to harness Dark Matter for their own profit, I do not know. I think there should be an investigation though. Perhaps make a special consumer watchdog group. After all, surely there are laws about selling off Dark Matter and other Theoretical Masses.


Anyway, I want a haircut. I have a couple of months to go before I can justify one, though. Le sigh.
This account has disabled anonymous posting.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting

Profile

averygoodun42: (Default)
averygoodun42

April 2020

S M T W T F S
   1234
567891011
12131415161718
192021 22232425
2627282930  

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jun. 10th, 2025 07:35 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios