averygoodun42: (Default)
[personal profile] averygoodun42
Star date 264326535.4:

We managed to stay on schedule despite being attacked by rogue beings that looked like tree roots on the planet Alpha Garden's surface. The commander made references to religious beings and places, several times, as we applied pressure from one direction and another with little success. We "pulled out all the tools in the tool box," as he said, and managed to "make it out alive." His statements seemed improbable exaggerations, as the beings were known to be tethered to the surface, allowing for us to retreat if necessary.

It was odd to find they were replications of their former selves, and that we had essentially been battling tactile shadows, however. Their remains have been laid to rest, and that quadrant is now clear of any hostile lifeforms. We have sent notice to Star Fleet that recolonization can occur safely now.

Tomorrow we will have the task of moving several old friends of the Federation to new homes. The captain commented that it is a shame we have not found the Astilbes a suitable final home at this time, but he believes it will not be long before we will find one. He assured me they will be comfortable in their temporary home in the meantime when I asked if we should be concerned for their well-being.

We will also be welcoming new Federation members. I do not understand why everyone laughed when the commander asked, "Where did all the Thyme go," though. Neither Thymians have disappeared; we are fully aware of where they currently are. We also are aware of where they will be once we ferry them to their respective homes, so his remark seemed curiously inane. I think it is supposed to be a joke, but when I asked why it was funny, they tried telling me about how time moves at different speeds at different times. I do not understand how quantum physics makes that statement funny, however.

It also seems highly disrespectful to make fun of the Thymians' name. However, the captain did not deem it worthy of recording as an offense against the commander. And yet, later, when I picked up L. Thyme, moved him to my other side, and said I was "just passing the Thyme," he reprimanded me.

Humans are strange.

Date: 2013-05-14 01:51 am (UTC)
keladry_lupin: (Amused (House))
From: [personal profile] keladry_lupin
Thanks for the LOL! I may blatantly steal this idea for a happy list some time (with credit, of course).

Date: 2013-05-14 10:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dickgloucester.livejournal.com
*giggles* At least nobody was killing thyme.

Date: 2013-05-14 12:12 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-05-14 06:03 pm (UTC)
ext_28553: stirred (stirred not shaken)
From: [identity profile] duniazade.livejournal.com
Hee!

Humans are strange indeed.

Profile

averygoodun42: (Default)
averygoodun42

April 2020

S M T W T F S
   1234
567891011
12131415161718
192021 22232425
2627282930  

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jun. 14th, 2025 04:51 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios